A WEE POEM.

WITH A LITTLE BOW N CURTSEY

AN ODE TO THE SNP

By

Sally Hughes

AND WITH A LITTLE BOW n CURTSEY

THEY SHOW US ALL

WITH A LITTLE BOW n CURTSEY

THEY SHOW US ALL

THEY BOW AND SCRAPE

FACES FOR ONY SHAPE

AND WITH A LITTLE BOW n CURTSEY

THEY SHOW US ALL

FOR SHAME AND ENGLISH POUNDS

THEY SELL US AW

FOR SHAME AND ENGLISH POUNDS 

THEY SELL US AW

THEY BOW AND SCRAPE

FINE FACES FOR ANY SHAPE

AND WITH A LITTLE BOW n CURTSEY

THEY SHOW US AW

MEASLE WURDS N MUCKLE ‘SCUSES

FACE US AW

MEASLE WURDS AND MUCKLE ‘SCUSES

WE’VE TAE THAW

BUT AV HID MA FILL

NAE MAIR I’LL PAY THE BILL

AND WI A LITTLE BOW AND CURTSEY

THERE’S THE DOOR